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Repent your $ins
Give up your $oul
Eternity awaits
As long as you got the cash

Haven’t you heard
Heaven is in debt
$alvation awaits
For those who pay admission

Three hail Mary’s
Four our Fathers
Repent your $ins
And empty your wallet

God is broke
Jesus is bankrupt
The gates of heaven
Are in need of repair

For the right price
Drink the blood of Christ
The Prince of Peace
Comes with a price tag

The body of the Lord
Is up for auction
For the winning bidder
To avoid damnation

Confess your $ins
Pray for forgiveness
$wipe your Visa
To $ave your $oul

Eternity awaits
Make a payment today
Call the number
Customer $ervice is $tanding by

Christ will bring peace
Don’t delay
Follow the path to salvation
Transfer funds today
Eternity awaits

“The God I Believe In Isn’t Short Of Cash,” U2: Bullet In Blue Sky